This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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