I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize