You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
they're like a gay fantastic four
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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