Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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