He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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