In the future we'll all be gay
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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