I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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