Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm too high and old for this...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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