We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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