Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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