Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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