I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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