but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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