Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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