I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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