I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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