I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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