just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i think my cat just said my name.
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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