She said her name was "party"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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