Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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