Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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