So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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