I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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