Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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