So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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