On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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