Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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