what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
