worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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