Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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