No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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