Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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