So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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