ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My vagina just recognized that song.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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