there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.