Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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