What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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