that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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