i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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