I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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