What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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