I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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