Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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