Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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