Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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