This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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