i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Randomize
