Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
