Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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