16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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