when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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