ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize