Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This is the high leading the old right now
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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