I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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