I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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