You made me cry and you don't even care
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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